生活中需要笑话来调节我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看搞笑精彩英语笑话吧!
搞笑精彩英语笑话(一)
Taken for Granted
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
理所当然
某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——把“性别”的“性”字写成了“袜”字。一位母亲在为她的儿子填写表格时，在“袜别”的那栏填上了：“棕色为主。”
[注] 英语 中sex(性)与sox(袜)只有一个字母之差。
搞笑精彩英语笑话(二)
The Advantage of Alcohol
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"
The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."
酒的好处
为了证明酒精对生物的.危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么?”
学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”
搞笑精彩英语笑话(三)
Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf
Teacher:Some students are becoming you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?
Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.
Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?
Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.
把乌龟换成狼
老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。小明，你说说看，兔子为什么输给乌龟?
小明：因为它睡觉了。
老师：对极了!我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢?
小明：把乌龟换成狼!
