经典英语笑话短信一：
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
经典英语笑话短信二：
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now or was expecting another had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes", said came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?" "We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.
"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."
经典英语笑话短信三：
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
