英语笑话带翻译20字一：
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人在争论谁更加绅士。
瘦男人说他更绅士，因为每次见到女士，他都脱帽致意。但是胖男人知道自己更加绅士，因为每当他起身给女士让座的时候，都能同时坐下两位女士。
英语笑话带翻译20字二：
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。
妻子：那现在呢?
丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。
英语笑话带翻译20字三：
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
手相大师：你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。
顾客：天哪，一年后?
手相大师：是的，可是我不能说是哪一年。
